I seriously need to get this cup of pee out of my room because I keep thinking it’s tea and sipping it.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE FUCK MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN
"Aye fuck man something goin down"
my granddad was showing me all the christmas presents he bought for people and then he pulled out this alarm clock that was obviously for me and then he was like ‘oh… ah yes… this thing…. that i bought for myself….’ and stuffed it back in the bag and i cant stop laughing