February 2012
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Thank You Internet
If it weren’t for the Internet, my jokes would be horrifying instead of funny.
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Update
Well, I am happy to say this blog has grown faster than my YouTube channel (and I actually try on that one) :p
I am going skiing tomorrow and I’ll be gone til at least Monday, so no posts then, so please don’t unfollow, new content coming soon after:)
And finally, TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! so uhhh yeah no point for that one.
I love you guys, bye
carolinedruscheldiary asked: Hey there - cool blog you got going! Hope you don't mind if I use some of your content later down the road, great stuff. New follower, can you please follow me back?
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Bwahaha
Messing with people’s heads with common logic can really piss people off.
Like telling cheerleaders that they suck.
Or whores that abortion kills babies.
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A true winner makes peace with those he has defeated.
– Rumple The Still Skin
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Valentines
Porn and vodka: a single’s valentines.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
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Me talking to a girl
You’ll find love some day… You just have to be patient :)
I’m waiting on you, bitch
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Search engine
How often do you hear someone say, “I don’t know. Let’s Yahoo it.”
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WARNING: TRUTH
The girl on godaddy.co is wearing a bra and panties. Still hot, but not nude.
So sad.
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Well NOW I feel motivated...
You know how people say, “Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars?” Actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away.
So if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams.