February 2012
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Thank You Internet
If it weren’t for the Internet, my jokes would be horrifying instead of funny.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Update
Well, I am happy to say this blog has grown faster than my YouTube channel (and I actually try on that one) :p I am going skiing tomorrow and I’ll be gone til at least Monday, so no posts then, so please don’t unfollow, new content coming soon after:) And finally, TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! so uhhh yeah no point for that one. I love you guys, bye
Feb 18th
carolinedruscheldiary asked: Hey there - cool blog you got going! Hope you don't mind if I use some of your content later down the road, great stuff. New follower, can you please follow me back?
Feb 18th
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Bwahaha
Messing with people’s heads with common logic can really piss people off. Like telling cheerleaders that they suck. Or whores that abortion kills babies.
Feb 17th
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“A true winner makes peace with those he has defeated.”
– Rumple The Still Skin
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Valentines
Porn and vodka: a single’s valentines.
Feb 14th
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
Feb 11th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Me talking to a girl
You’ll find love some day… You just have to be patient :) I’m waiting on you, bitch
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Search engine
How often do you hear someone say, “I don’t know. Let’s Yahoo it.”
Feb 9th
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WARNING: TRUTH
The girl on godaddy.co is wearing a bra and panties. Still hot, but not nude. So sad.
Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Well NOW I feel motivated...
You know how people say, “Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars?” Actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away. So if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams.
Feb 2nd
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